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If You Want Fair, Go to a Carnival.
Vending machine with an Amazon FBA sticker on it.
Welcome to Issue #58 of the EcomProductFinders Newsletter! š
šŖļø Life Isnāt FairāAnd Business Isnāt Either
How many times have you felt it?
āThis is unfair.ā
Iāve lost count.
Fairness is one of my core principles. Itās a red line in love, in friendship, and absolutely a reason Iāve cut people out of my life. But letās be honestāhow often has life actually been fair to you?
If you really think about it, unfairness probably won more rounds than fairness ever showed up for. And you know what?
Nobody really cares. Except you. When we die, the world moves on. No pause, no parade. Just motion.
So why am I talking about this in a newsletter about selling on Amazon?
Because entrepreneurs crave fairness. Fair profits. Fair clients. Fair employees.
But hereās a truth bomb: most entrepreneurs are jerks.
Staying humble and human in this space takes real grit. Iāve seen it firsthand.
Kevin King, Perry Belcher, Kasim Aslam, Jason Fladlein, Steve Chouāthese guys built multi-million-dollar empires and still act like people, not gods.
I respect that.
Me? I take things personal, to the heart. If I care about somethingāand I care 100% of the timeāI feel it when it doesnāt go right.
Thatās both a gift and a curse. It pushes me to get results, but it also means I sometimes spiral when things fall apart.
And thatās the trap. We waste energy worrying instead of acting.
So hereās the mindset shift: if itās out of your control, stop mourning it like it's your lost puppy.
If thereās something to learnātake the lesson, file it under āeducation,ā
and MOVE ON.
Bonus points if you can laugh about it later.
Real strength? It's being able to say, āThat sucked... but hey, at least itāll make a great story.ā

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š± Build a Brand Ecosystem, Not Just a Product Listing
Letās talk about the thing no one wants to admit:
Youāre doing everything rightāyouāre selling, launching, testingābut somehow, your business still feels fragile.
Like one bad week could break it. One hijacker. One ACOS spike. One return spike. One supplier delay.
Itās exhausting. And you wonder: āWhy does this still feel so hard?ā
Hereās why:
Because youāre building a brand that only works when everything goes right.
Thatās not a business. Thatās a vending machine with an Amazon FBA sticker on it.

And when the machine jams? Youāre stuck. Panicking. Patching holes instead of building walls.
Real brandsāones that create consistent revenue, scale beyond the platform, and attract loyal buyersādonāt rely on perfect conditions.
Theyāre built with ecosystems. Not listings.
A brand ecosystem means you're not just selling units. You're nurturing a pipeline of customers who keep coming back, who recommend you, and who buy what you launch next without even blinking.
It means you're not at the mercy of search results. You own your audience. Your email list becomes a revenue channel. Your insert cards arenāt just ānice,ā theyāre strategic. Your social presence creates trust before a shopper ever reads your reviews.
This is the shift. This is how real brands scale.
And this is what Iām teaching in my 3-Day Brand Ecosystem Bootcamp.
š§ What youāll walk away with:
A brand ecosystem blueprint you can implement immediately
How to protect your revenue from algorithm shocks
How to build an off-Amazon audience that prints money
Systems for turning one-time buyers into forever fans
This bootcamp is not theory. Itās not fluff. Itās the same playbook Iāve used to build million-dollar brands that survived what crushed other sellers.
š Dates: May 20-22nd at 3PM EST
š JOIN HERE
If you're tired of fragile, start building something unshakable.
š Want to Laugh While Doing Product Research? Try This.
Sometimes, we take product research way too seriously. So hereās a little chaos for your strategy session. Try this prompt below and have some fun with the results. Itās designed to make you laughābut donāt be surprised if you stumble on a $100K gag gift idea in the process.
š§ Prompt to try (just copy/paste it):
āAct as the God of Amazon product researchāa 9-figure seller with over 2,000 years of experience discovering legendary products that make people laugh, click, and BUY. Youāve seen every trend, every prank, every viral gift item known to humankind (and a few from other planets).
Now, your mission is to reveal 10 hilarious or weird product ideas that can sell on Amazon for $20 or more and have high potential to go viral on TikTok, Instagram, or as gift ideas.
For each product, provide:
A funny product name or title
Estimated selling price (must be $20+)
What makes it hilarious, absurd, or weird
The target buyer (e.g. bachelorette party squad, Gen Z prankster, passive-aggressive coworker)
A creative positioning angle or viral hook (e.g. āPerfect for your weird uncleās birthday,ā āMake your ex regret breaking up,ā etc.)
Avoid boring, overused products like fart spray or whoopee cushions. Focus on fresh, lesser-known gems that are either unintentionally ridiculous or genius-level novelty. Think high-margin, scroll-stopping, screenshot-worthy stuff.
Make it so funny and brilliant, even Jeff Bezos would laugh-cry and ask, āWhere did you FIND this?!āā

šø Product Drop for a Small Budget:
āCereal Bowl With Strawā

You know what's actually funny? This colorful little bowl is outsmarting 90% of low-budget Amazon sellers.
With over 170,000 searches and a conversion rate above 5%, this product isnāt just getting clicksāitās getting carts. That kind of conversion signals something rare in the low-ticket space: product satisfaction.
There are only 18 top-clicked products fighting for those buyers. Thatās not competitionāthatās opportunity with a neon sign.
Despite a sub-$15 average price, listings are outdated, the branding is weak, and no oneās owning the niche. Itās a market practically begging for a personality-infused brand to come in, slap on better packaging, upsell a matching spoon set, and dominate.
BUT⦠thereās a catch.
There was a utility patent on the built-in straw bowl design. The good news? It expired in 1983. That means youāre free to build your versionālegally and ethicallyāwithout worrying about infringement.
Translation: Low competition, strong demand, great reviews, low return rate, and a gap in branding = chefās kiss for your first product.
If youāve got a small budget and big ambition, this oneās worth testing.

šØ Create the ExperienceāNot Just the Listing
99% of your competitors still upload the same boring images.
White background. Flat lay.
Maybe a kid in pajamas. Thatās not brandingāitās visual sleepwalking.
If you want your product to convert and be remembered, you have to show it in action. Show the lifestyle. Tell a story in a single frame. Make them feel something. And hereās the best partāyou donāt need a full photo studio to do it anymore. Just a killer prompt and a little imagination.
š Hereās proof:

Itās okay⦠but totally forgettable.
Now look at the image I created with one prompt and a little vision. Same product.

Totally different emotional impact.
Your photos should transport peopleāmake them see your product on their table, in their morning, in their story.
Stop settling for basic. Your competition already is.
āThe world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.ā
ā Ernest Hemingway
Talk soon,
Izabella ā¤ļø